in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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