i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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