what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
this will be a night to untag.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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