Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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