trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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