your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
