Just mADE A PArabola og urine
false alarm. still invincible.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
