i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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