I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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