Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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