Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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