Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
