No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
its liver damage thursday
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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