Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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