So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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