Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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