oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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