i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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