What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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