is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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