Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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