I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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