id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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