At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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