Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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