the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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