What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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