I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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