I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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