So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
