P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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