I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
wow bdsm is so cute
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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