We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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