how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
