Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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