Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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