not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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