They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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