I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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