Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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