dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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