Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
