dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
