it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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