yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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