Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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