So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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