Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You don't make any sense
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