do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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