He kissed a someone with a penis
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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