is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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