she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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