If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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