when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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