The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize