Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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