So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
BRING THE BAGELS
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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