just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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