i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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