I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i can't believe i had my finger in that
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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